Johny Apple Swoll

A nickname for someone who works out and gets swoll like a beast, and plants the seeds of determination in all that observe him.

Dude 1: "bro look at that little guy over there he is so small but he's benching like 315!"

Dude 2: "I am so ready to work out now! that guy is a total Johny Apple Swoll

by DutchBeats May 3, 2011

apple cruise

driving around in a car smoking out of an apple

don't have a place or something to smoke out of then you simply get a apple and drive around which is called apple cruise

by kushapplecruise November 30, 2010

madame's-apple

When a female has large laryngeal prominence also known as an Adam's apple in a dude.

I bet that Alice has hair-eolas to match her madame's-apple.

by craftymeanbastard October 8, 2010

Apple Red Wings

The not known hidden legion of wings "Apple Red Wings"-
When you insert an apple in a woman's vagina butt first. Then you pull it out from the stem then eat it. All of this is performed while the woman is menstruating.

Joey:" Dude John got his apple red wings."
Tim:" Oh man thats FUCKING GROSS!"
Joey:" Yeah and he also got his plum violet wings."

by The New Messenger June 5, 2011

Collecting Apples

people with big bellies look like they've been down to the orchid collecting apples

ayup you been down to the orchid collecting apples?

fuck off!

by fuzzmeister June 6, 2010

crack apple

Just as a candied apple is made, A crack apple is first assembled by taking a nice large shiny red apple and shoving a popsicle stick in it. Next you must take a 9 inch skillet and place it over a vat of lard on low flame. Place the perferred crack serium (baking soda, Some of that shiny fish scale scama shit, and a lil love). Brew it until the oily cheese starts forming on the top. Dip and rotate the apple until the cheese coats and cools to a urine/amber color. Removing the core is optional, but must be replaced by either more crack or candy.

Trick or treat in the ghetto can be rewarding, Candies, chocolate and crack apples are abundant on hslloween!

by fo zum April 26, 2009

Eatin apples on the broccoli

Runnin red like when your high of the chronic

Yo honie what u doin don't be eatin apples on the broccoli you tryin to get us pulled over! Stupid!

by Dosa / Young Beez May 13, 2009