A Sam is a very shabby kind of person who will never be able to do a backflip while eating a lemon. If u ever date a Sam you will be sure to get many kinds of infections when looking deep into his eyes while eating a lemon. He may look at meme all day long and play fortnite but he is still a little funny or at least u laugh so that he doesn’t cry because he is a sensitive person especially when he eats lemons.
“Omg I’m so sad because my friend can do a backflip while eating a lemon but I can’t”
Other person “well it’s financial because Sam can’t do it either”
“Ohhh yay”
Other person “well it’s financial because Sam can’t do it either”
“Ohhh yay”
by Pablo despasiyo December 23, 2018
Get the SAMmug. The king of all cucks, as he has a long distacne girlfriend that cheats on him regurealy and he enjoys it and gets her to send videos of her lovers gooning to her. He also runs her socail media to get more boys to bone her
by Sam bruce-lover February 5, 2025
Get the Sam Brucemug. People named Sam are in fact superior at games. According to legends, they would host games amongst tribes to celebrate life and to display their raw talent.
Some person: bro did you hear what Sam did
other person: no dude what
Some person: Sam like, totally beat Noah at Mario Kart
other person: no dude what
Some person: Sam like, totally beat Noah at Mario Kart
by Definitely not Noah September 27, 2021
Get the Sammug. 
did you know that sam has diabetes?
by kurt shupner December 4, 2022
Get the Sammug. Sam is the most attractive, manly and just all around perfect Guy. He can get any girl he wants and makes all the guys jealous. He is also the strongest and most athletic guy in the room at all times.
Girl 1: Wow Sam is so amazing.
Girl 2: Yeah I wish my boyfriend was a Sam.
Girl 1: If only we were that lucky.
Girl 2: Yeah I wish my boyfriend was a Sam.
Girl 1: If only we were that lucky.
by Sh04 April 11, 2022
Get the Sammug. by sigmaeater June 9, 2024
Get the Sam Jancysmug.