Human food processor

When your eating or finish chewing but you have to take a shit and you shit while eating.

What are you doing? Doing the human food processor

by Golden asian December 19, 2014

human granola

Kara Hoffman- the biggest granola eating machine in the North West.

A human granola is person that typically drives a Subaru, goes on hikes, eats Clif Bars and a ton of granola...

Sheesh, Kara is such a human granola, look at her wearing those Birkenstocks, eating her organic yogurt and granola!

by Bbjkhdjkgklggkdlkgddffd454545b February 27, 2017

Human efficiency

Rubbing someone with their mouth open violently up and down your asscrack until their teeth and face are covered completely in shit and your asshole is lukewarm and almost sopping wet, using them like toilet paper.

Yeah, I used him for human efficiency

by H28373737 November 25, 2023

Human

The best specimen to ever exist unlike monsters such as dogs, whales, elephants etc etc etc.

I hope all animals go extinct except for humans

by Nascarfan2007 January 2, 2023

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!!!!!If A Human Passes By Before Thought Of Payment Then They Are Processing A Keyword Needed To Solve A Goddamunylu Case!!!!!

!!!!!If A Human Passes By Before Thought Of Payment Then They Are Processing A Keyword Needed To Solve A Goddamunylu Case!!!!!

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Humans

The species that everyone hates.

Person 1: Ay did you see that murderer on the news
Person 2: Yeah, humans amirite

by TheCoolNewt April 8, 2021

human rug

a person who is way too kind and forgiving to anyone around them, usually saying sorry every few minutes and letting people step all over them (aka insult them and agreeing)

"you're such a human rug"
"sorry"
"DON'T SAY SORRY!"
"SORRY!!"

by Uselezz April 12, 2022