Phantom Gay

A boy who pretends to be a homosexual in hopes of girls being comfortable enough with him to show him, or even let him touch, their ass or tiddies.

Boy 1: I told Melissa that I'm gay and she invited me to the girls sleepover!
Boy 2: So, you're a phantom gay.
Boy 1: Yup and I'm sure hoping to see some tits tonight.
Boy 2: Oh what a brave soldier you are.

by squid feet April 1, 2020

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Example gAy

An occurrence--usually something that someone says or does--that perfectly exhibits their closeted homosexuality. A pun on 'Example A'.

Example 1:
Person 1: Jerry is totally into Brad. I can just tell.
Person 2: What? Jerry's straight.
Person 1: Jerry is gay.
Person 2: No he isn't!
Person 1: Example gAy: He wore leopard-print skinny jeans yesterday.

Example 2:

I don't understand how Paul's mom still hasn't realized he likes guys. Example gAy: he teaches an 'Urban Tango' class at the learning center on Fridays.

by cynincaloptimist September 1, 2013

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Gay Buzz

That warm fizzy feeling you get when you hold hands with an attractive gay person that you are in a platonic non-romantic relationship with

Look at Kia, she's high on that Gay Buzz™

by TrashKetchum January 16, 2021

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Gay epiphany

The moment when one realizes that he or she is homosexual.

I had a gay epiphany at age twelve when my scout master and priest double teamed me and I enjoyed it.

by Diggs McFlannelson September 8, 2013

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marvin gay

When people think Marvin Gaye is gay

Guy 1: "Marvin Gaye even talks sex on guys..."
Guy 2: "That must mean he's Marvin Gay..."

by MindsEyeTHPS July 30, 2017

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gay in denial

a homophobic person that is actually gay but denies it; they tend to experience internalized homophobia causing them to not acknowledge the fact that they’re a homosexual.

homophobe: im straight!!
everyone: omg they’re gay in denial

by steveisbitchless August 15, 2022

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