Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!
specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.
Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.
Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
by Sparttjbkibweq23SsChief June 15, 2017
Get the jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutchmug. And inadvertent nonsense message sent when your messaging partner makes you all nervous and sweaty, impairing your ability to properly operate a smartphone or other touchscreen device.
Often blamed on a friend's meddling.
Often blamed on a friend's meddling.
Texter 1: Truck h Up
Texter 2: You are horrid at sexting.
Texter 1: Sorry! That was my friend's fault. I let her type for me while I dictated but forgot she doesn't understand written English.
Texter 2: You are horrid at sexting.
Texter 1: Sorry! That was my friend's fault. I let her type for me while I dictated but forgot she doesn't understand written English.
by SassyHats March 27, 2012
Get the Truck h Upmug. H/N in fan fiction or imagine stories refers to his/her name. In a story where a character or partner is not clearly named.
Imagine Stories:
Your best friend leaves you two in the living room on the couch. H/N moves closer to you.
Your best friend leaves you two in the living room on the couch. H/N moves closer to you.
by rakeeb July 30, 2023
Get the H/Nmug. by NewWorldEgo September 20, 2019
Get the hmug. by smokinsena January 25, 2017
Get the Triple Hmug. the 18th letter of th aplabete
by whenthewhenthe April 27, 2021
Get the hmug. 