Midnight Red

When a girl gets her period at night.

"Why are you walking like that"

"because...i pulled a midnight red"

by Zaynskinnys November 27, 2013

Red Turtle

The fecal matter that protrudes out the bum after anal intercours.

"That tasted like a red turtle."

by Sphincter Assfucker December 24, 2007

jump a red

New hipster slang for running a red light

"With the cops in pursuit, they jump a red to try and escape."

When approaching a red light "Don't slow down; jump it!"

by djidle July 31, 2010

Red-wings

When a man really loves a woman, all 31 days of the month, he will stimulate her orally down there and get red-wings, i.e. blood on the ears.

Also considered a rite of passage among lesbians.

Butch chick: What did you two do last night?

Bull-dyke: We got our red-wings.

by Count Montaponsetto April 9, 2009

red noodle

A red noodle results from a man having sex with a woman during menstruation. Upon withdrawal of the penile shaft from the menstruating vaginal sheath, the penis is covered with menstrual blood giving it its red color.

Man! I boned that chick hard last night. But the bitch didn't tell me Aunt Flo was visiting! When I pulled out, I had myself a bonifide red noodle! It was an abomination I tell ya!

by Johnny Blowewad October 21, 2007

red balling

used to describe drinking a red bull than jerking off and trying not to have your heart explode

Dude I just got done flogging the bishop and almost suffered a death from red balling

by woot4moo March 12, 2008

Red sauce

Used by ill educated country people in Ireland instead of tomato ketchup

I love rubbing red sauce on me cattle

by ...O... July 1, 2018