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National Flash Your Friend From Texas Day

Today was Flash Your Friend From Texas Day and she showed me not everything was bigger in texas
Yo she showed me those tits on National Flash Your Friend From Texas day
by Poster Boy June 3, 2025
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International munch day

Celebrated the 3rd Friday of every month, it is a day looked forward to by many and forgotten by little. We honor those who are proud to be munch’s and have to commit at least 2 acts of munching.
Eric, did you notice international munch day is on Friday!! Get your tongue ready!!!
by RotcCadet420 March 19, 2023
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National Give Head Day

The day of the year where you’re supposed to give head to your friend, preferably ones with names starting with a P or an A, and last names being synonyms of the word “wealthy”. Celebrated on February 18th.
by Anon112312 February 18, 2022
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International Steez Day

The worldwide holiday Celebrated on November 22nd for ingesting milk so spoiled you have to chew it like room temperature tofu
Grab your pints and bottoms up because its international steez day, drink up you fucking dreadhead slut
by IssaMysteryy November 22, 2021
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Hump Day

Wednesday is known as hump day because it is in the middle of the week. Just like a Hump is generally in the middle of a camel.

By Wednesday, you have made it to Hump Day, and the rest of the week should be easy for you.
Camel: Guess what today is?
Normal Person: What-
Camel: HUMP DAYYYYYYY
by thenormalnobody January 20, 2020
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national floor day

Is on April 7th Get naked cover yourself in vaseline and slither like a snail on the floor
National floor day

Person: I’m a snailll
by StickyBeans July 29, 2021
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August 5th Justin Day

August 5th is the day where you love a justin and date them<3 Ask them out and if they say no they do whatever you want for 24 hours. I LOVE YOU JUSTINS!!
It’s August 5th Justin Day! That means..

Me : Wanna date justin? It’s August 5th!

You : No way!

Me : Then do whatever I want for 24 hours peasant.

You : Fine! I’ll date you scum bag.
by justinlover23 July 15, 2021
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