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National Calm Yourself Day

A day for butthurt females who think all guys do is objectify them
by Justimeyer April 6, 2017
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banana soup day

banana soup day is a day on 23th on December where you need to drink banana soup with your whole family
hey joe is banana soup day
joe:oh time to start drinking
by GASPWHAT December 23, 2020
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totally awesome day

“Totally awesome day” is a parody dogwhistle meaning “total alien death”. Alien in this instance is used to refer to extraterrestrials as in martians and not human immigrants.
The phrase comes from a TikTok where it is used in the comment sections of human supremacy edits. These edits often involve the idea of humans being superior to other lifeforms, usually because humans were ‘made in the image of god’ or some similar reason.
Basically it’s space racism.
Virgin Martian: “Bleep plam human flirp?”
Chad Human: “Have a totally awesome day!”
Virgin Martian: “Globu kling blorp… D:”
by EnderSlayer 99 March 23, 2024
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Slap ass day

December 6, the day that anyone can slap anyone’s ass without permission.
my homie, i’m finna slap yo ass, it’s slap ass day!”
by lightskinnn3000 December 5, 2019
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On June 5th is national do it with Brie day and only people named Carson can
Hey Carson are you participating in National do it with Brie day?
by Not Carson can sickle June 4, 2021
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gag of the day

The funny event that happened that you wouldn't believe.
Girl, I got the gag of the day. Charla thinks she is all that.
by Cdfontheflo June 9, 2017
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National Head Day

On March 13 is national give head day, meaning you can ask anybody for head even if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
It’s national head day, get down and start sucking.
by KatoWmKiSt March 13, 2022
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