When he comes at you with his beanstalk and you shout "FI FO FO THUMB" whilst shooting a golden egg out of your own anus.
by DirtyDaniel_ August 14, 2020

When a man is having sex with his wife/girlfriend in missionary position and is about to pull out and ejaculate on her face, he instead pulls out and aims his penis up and shoots his own ejaculate in his mouth.
by Trendy Libtard November 24, 2020

by pooo bumm November 16, 2021

The cousin of Dirty Sanchez and Dirty Rodriguez, the Dirty Velasquez is when the guy places his asshole above the girl's upper lip and simply shits out an Authentic Mexican mustache.
by waluigimaniac June 30, 2022

The best podcast on the face of the earth. Owen and Bowman elegantly flow from topic to topic, fostering a great conversation and making for a very pleasant experience for listeners. Their witty and out-of-the-box humor always warrants a hearty chuckle.
by chuck27897171 September 10, 2020

When you need to shit, but instead you keep pushing and sucking the shit back in with your butthole. Causing pleasure to your anal ring and G spot.
by King Edge March 6, 2025

A smelly rancid girl pours ranch all in her hair and proceeds to eat it. Deadeyes the deoderant and shoots her ranch powered laser and destroys it.
by PooN(word) February 23, 2024
