destination fucked

a place where women spray beer over their face before smashing the container on their head before attempting to drop in from a rooftop onto a porch eve. necessary background; kid flipping the middle finger and a pig giving no fucks

sally is the epicenter of destination fucked

by isawred November 29, 2018

Destination fucked

When a lady falls on a skateboard from a roof while drinking beer and hitting herself and a little kid pulls the finger at her. A fire is lit in the garden and a fat pig is chilling out in there too.

Oh boy my mate and I went to Destination fucked yesterday and it was an experience and a half.

by Gabcar November 29, 2018

Fuck Fondler

Someone who shows up to a public lemon party dressed in a rubber panda mascot outfit. Attempting to hold the hands of EVERYONE in the room while making eye contact. Humming something written by the beach boys, slowly working their hands towards any/every orifice that is closest. Oddly smelling of six week old fish mayo.

Ain't getting the smell of a Fuck Fondler out of your carpet.

by ImMrMeeseeks November 29, 2018

Destination Fucked

There's a sheyla drinking beer and hitting herself on the head with the empty can. She tries to be Tony Hawk and she fails hard, falling multiple times along the roof of the house. She lays there for a while, alive, but probably hurting. There's also a kid, who's giving her the finger (it's probably her disrespectful son). To the right there's a fire annnd... THERE'S A FAT PIG!

"If someone could write about this being the new definition of destination fucked on Urban Dictionary, that would be great!"

by __baka_ November 30, 2018

show the fuck out

When individuals or group of fucks get together and rally each other to who can get the must big-long-suck-ding-dong dick energy fucked up as possible w/o tossing. Whoever doesn’t show the fuck up gets, shown the fuck out. Same level of fucked up needed for everybody to complete task of achieving such goal.

“Homes, you bes show the fuck out tonight”
“Are you even showing the fuck out right now chad? U puss”
“Ur mom taught me how ta show the fuck out last night..”

by Snutsbigtilties November 30, 2018

FUCKING BIG NONCE

Some one who likes to touch kids and is big

Connor you are a FUCKING BIG NONCE!

by D4n13lx1thenonceslayer December 1, 2018

fuck

what i scream when i hit my toe on a table

"i screamed fuck when i hit my toe"

by hiya daddy December 3, 2018