Dirty Vicar

Spaffing on your birds tits and declaring yourself a Dirty Vicar.

Last night I gave my Mrs a Dirty Vicar.

by Dirty Vicar1 February 29, 2024

Dirty Destinee

A sad lapdance given by a past her prime stripper. Not as flexible as she once was, with zero enthusiasm and clearly going through the motions. It often results in asking for a refund and hitting the buffet for riblets one last time before going home to your disappointing marriage and worthless ass kids.

Jeff: How was it?
Dave: It wasn't worth it. A real "dirty destinee". I changed into Sweatpants for nothing.
Jeff:You going to ask for a refund?
Dave: Nah. Let's just hit the buffet and go.
Jeff: I fucking love riblets.

by SkiddilyDoo February 29, 2024

Dirty Müller

You shove a banana up your ass take it out let your student eat it wait until he shit it out rub it all over your chest then slide down a long hallway while have a girl with a strap-on defile you and makes u cum making u go faster down the hall and at the end u rebuild a bana out of your shit freeze it and start the process all over again

"What where you doing this Weekend"? "Ah I just recorded a Dirty Müller and sent it in my Family Chat".

by Arschritzächüzeler69 March 1, 2024

Dirty Müller

When you stick a Banana up your Ass aund make a student eat it. Afterwards you wait till he shits it on your chest. With the Shit on your chest you slide down the school hallway while a Girl is dominating you with a 12 Inch Strap-on till you cum. As soon as you finished, you will build a Banana out of your Shit, freeze it and start ofer again.

"What did you do on the Weekend"? "Ah i just recorded my self doing a dirty Müller and sent it in the Familiy Chat".

by Arschritzächüzeler69 March 1, 2024

Dirty Ijob

When you are on all fours and have a Corncob in your Mouth while letting a Goat eat it out of your mouth. in the Meanwhile a Goat is fucking you in the Ass. You spread Peanut Butter over your Penis and let yout Dog Lick it wihle you have your sexual interaction with the Goats.

"Hi i am a great fan of the Dirty Ijob".

by Arschritzächüzeler69 March 1, 2024

Dirty Deckie

The act of going down on a women with a zyn firmly placed in the upper deck

Last night I took Monica home and gave her the dirty deckie

by aloha&honeys March 1, 2024

Dirty Flückiger

When you film yourself shoving an sitterale up your rectum and send the Video to your whole School.

"Yeah yesterday i made a dirty Flückiger, didnt you see my video"?

by Arschritzächüzeler69 March 1, 2024