fuck my ear

This means fuck my life.

Her: There was an accident.
Him: It’s not even winter yet.

Her: Fuck my ear.

by Dylwit October 23, 2019

fucking tomato

What you look like when you see your salt

Stop looking at crush, you look like a fucking tomato

by TheGreatKate October 23, 2019

A fuck

Bryn

Your a fuck

by Kettypiss October 25, 2019

FUCK

When you and someone are going at it

Person1: hey want to fuck?
Person2:SURE!!!

by ILOVESTEAKTACOS October 25, 2019

Visual fucking

When you get an orgasm for the way someone looks at you.

Oh my god Becky. Christopher was visual fucking me last night in the bar. I think I’m pregnant

by fatphobic123 October 26, 2019

Fuck tard

A person that thinks they’re smart but gets proven wrong

Wow man you see that fuck tard over there

by BIGPAPA JR October 26, 2019

Fuck

The f word is a horrible horrible word used by ignorant chavs that just had their balls dropped..........

Using it would result in an immediate execution, an event that would be watched by the Queen of England .

It is tradition for the head to roll past the Queen's feet, so that she can SPIT on your face..

But be careful not to get horny and staff on her forehead!!

Big Batty Betty: "rah fam I met this guy n he was bare Peng but I got bored because he had a small dick"

Big Batty Betty's friend: "Ay is he still available I kinda wanna fuck"
Police, quietly eavesdropping: " OI BRUV WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY. THATS AN IMMEDIATE ARREST. WASH UR NECK YH. CAUSE ITS GONNA BE CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPEEEED"

by Small chose October 26, 2019