South Park Progressive

Someone who's incredibly edgy for the reactions they get but is actually progressive and accepting on the inside... when you get to know them. This is in the same vein about how the creators of South Park are very liberal but use derogatory humor to express their views and get a reaction.

Friend 1: "Did Joey seriously make a 9/11 joke then make an explosion noise?"
Friend 2: "Ya, but he's a South Park progressive. He likes to be offensive but actually has very liberal views despite his humor."

by big_bright_green_meme_machine February 3, 2025

Misguided sexual prowess

To direct sexual thoughts in a direction that wasn’t thought out to the fullest extent before the thoughts where formulated

John “ damn she’s fit”

Jack “ she’s like 16”

John “ No no no no no wait wait wait wait wait wait, I mispoke nah I didn’t mean to I didn’t know”

John” it was Misguided sexual prowess, pleaseeeeee”

by Throbbing hood 69 January 20, 2026

Extraphysical Conservation Problem

The Extraphysical Conservation Problem refers to the theoretical difficulty of extending classical conservation laws (energy, momentum, information, etc.) beyond the physical universe into hypothetical extraphysical domains such as multiverses, higher dimensions, probability spaces, or non-material realms. While physics assumes conservation holds within a closed system, this problem questions what happens when the “system” includes parallel universes, branching timelines, or non-physical layers of reality. It asks whether conservation laws still apply globally, whether they are redistributed across realities, or whether conservation itself breaks down outside spacetime. The problem is central to speculative cosmology, multiverse theory, and extraphysical metaphysics.

Extraphysical Conservation Problem — Example

Imagine a multiverse experiment where energy appears to vanish from our universe during a quantum event. Later, another universe shows an unexplained energy surge at the exact same probabilistic moment. Locally, conservation seems violated in both universes, but globally—across the multiverse—the total energy may remain conserved. The problem is that observers inside only one universe cannot verify whether conservation holds extraphysically or is merely broken beyond their measurement horizon.

by AbzuInExile January 24, 2026

Extraphysical Thermodynamics Problem

The Extraphysical Thermodynamics Problem examines whether thermodynamic principles—especially entropy, irreversibility, and equilibrium—apply beyond conventional physical reality. If higher dimensions, probability universes, or extraphysical realms exist, it is unclear whether entropy increases there, resets, transfers between universes, or behaves in non-classical ways. This problem challenges the assumption that the arrow of time and heat death are universal features of all realities. It raises questions about whether extraphysical domains allow entropy leakage, entropy inversion, or entropy-free states, potentially enabling phenomena that appear impossible under standard thermodynamics within a single universe.

Extraphysical Thermodynamics Problem — Example

Suppose one universe reaches heat death while another nearby universe (with similar physical laws) appears to reset into a low-entropy state. If entropy can be transferred or diluted across universes, then the second law of thermodynamics may only apply locally. This raises the question of whether entropy “leaks” into extraphysical realms or if some universes act as entropy sinks for others.

by AbzuInExile January 24, 2026

Princess Pixie Prototype

Your new perfect VTuber.

"Have you heard about this new VTuber?"
"No, I haven't."
"Her name is Princess Pixie Prototype."

by coders22 January 24, 2026

The transitive property

If I steal a sandwich from a gas station I haven't somehow defeated the gas station owner and, therefore, get to keep the sandwich and/or get paid instead of the gas station.

Hym Iam "That's not how the transitive property works."

by Hym Iam January 28, 2026

Wonderbolts Breeding Program

A top-secret covert Equestrian government program which aims to take the top genes from stallions in Equestria Pegasus or not and privilege the highest achieving mares in the Wonderbolts to be able to produce foals who are genetically superior to eventually grow up to become Equestrian Wonderbolts themselves.

Often times however the stallions are blindfolded, restrained, and laid on their backs, and the Pegasus mare rides them, but they are not aware of the contribution they are making and even in the event it is a royal stallion in this program he still does not choose who he breeds with as all are under sedation for the process.

I heard the Equestrian Wonderbolts aren't selected from applications, they're bred to be genetically superior by the Wonderbolts Breeding Program.

by PrinceLittleMoney January 30, 2026