Workaholic 

Generally a loser who believes that the only thing in life that matters is working and providing for society. And they pointlessly look down on people who would rather do something actually fun with their time than working all the time.

I'd rather be so called "lazy" and "irresponsible" and enjoy my life doing what I want to do rather than work and be bored all the damn time. Yeah, I understand that work is important to keep society going, but god damn, these people are just plain dull.

Workaholics are wasting their lives away.

Workaholic by not found [Error 404] April 9, 2009

Working Man's Wedding Proposal 

Occurs when a woman presents a man with a positive pregnancy test, and shortly thereafter, they are married. The wedding is usually performed without fanfare at a courthouse or VFW/Bingo hall by a justice of the peace.

Man 1: What's wrong?
Man 2: The girlfriend gave me a Working Man's Wedding Proposal last night. I gotta meet her at the courthouse during my lunch break today.
Man 1: Damn, that sucks.

Working Man's Wedding Proposal by Poor Woobie March 12, 2008

Working Off

When you do work just to satisfy yourself.

"Hey Tim, what are you doing on this incredible, beautiful Saturday morning?"
"Oh, I'll be working off. I love to work!"

Working Off by B Talented May 1, 2009

Working Woman 

Slang for prostitute. A woman who provides sex services not limited to intercourse for a price.

Nothing like a fine working woman to let off some steam after work!

Working Woman by andreophile April 9, 2010

Working at the Play Doh Factory 

taking a dump, making poo, going #2

Where did you disappear to?
Oh, I've been working at the play doh factory.

Working at the Play Doh Factory by Crevice June 13, 2008

works cited 

A phrase used when one is very enthusiastic. Often used when eagerly looking forward to an event. A southern variation of the American English phrase "we're excited".

Joe Bob: What's going on this weekend?
Billy Ray: Everybody's goin' on down to the creek for the big coon hunt. Works cited.

works cited by bwiebertious May 25, 2011

working deals

The thought, attempt, and effort put into intiating a hookup. One can "work deals" on another or have their "deal worked".

Source: KM, New Trier Class of 2006

" Yeah I worked his deal so hard, he came home with me last night"

"I suck at working deals, and thats why i go home alone every night"

"I want my deal worked by HER!"

working deals by trevs4lyfe April 11, 2007