long ye

a filthy prisoner and drug addict who disappoints everyone in his life

girl: please stop smoking meth

boy: shut up im a long ye

by swagdude34 November 21, 2023

Long

A chinese name for a bad-ass motherfucker

That's Long. He's one bad-ass mf.

by WatsGoois November 21, 2023

I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run

This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.

Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"

by PPHal December 12, 2023

Matt Long

To chuck a Matt Long is to call in sick numerous times a year
Matt being an acronym for Missing all the time

I really can't be fucked going to work today, I might just chuck a Matt Long

by Ididnothaverelationswiththatwo December 12, 2023

Two sauces long

WUT DA CAT DOIN

Month 1: two sauces long

Month 4: three sauces long
One year: five sauces long

Three years: seven sauces long

by Cacaman123 July 7, 2023

Long Dicked

Someone that purposely either disrespects you or created a scheme to disrespect you.

Ezra really long dicked me when he kept my gun for a whole year.

by Joel the shoe cleaner. July 14, 2023

nguyen hoang long

Best 2022 SJI scholar!!!!!

nguyen hoang Long is the best at all subjects, bro is legend

by Ozzeii July 18, 2023