You are as cool as Kanye WEST, that is why they call you "West".
You are super cute, friendly and trustworthy. You can be a bit clumsy or a crackhead sometimes, but people do love that energy of yours. They also hype you up at parties, because you can dance but you are shy around that many people. Hiking and going on adventures is now a daily routine for you. Enjoy your life now!
You are super cute, friendly and trustworthy. You can be a bit clumsy or a crackhead sometimes, but people do love that energy of yours. They also hype you up at parties, because you can dance but you are shy around that many people. Hiking and going on adventures is now a daily routine for you. Enjoy your life now!
Only real ones are named West.
Bring West to the party too! Buddy is always lit!!
Aww, West you are such a sweet girl. Thank you for this beautiful present!
Bring West to the party too! Buddy is always lit!!
Aww, West you are such a sweet girl. Thank you for this beautiful present!
by thegirlnextdoor_72 June 3, 2020
Get the Westmug. by dogfucker71893 December 29, 2023
Get the Kanye Westmug. Sex position typically used by Peace Corps volunteers with no eyebrows.
You stand over the object of fornication, ejaculating into their eyes, saying "I am the captain now." Bonus points if you have aids or some other west African STD.
You stand over the object of fornication, ejaculating into their eyes, saying "I am the captain now." Bonus points if you have aids or some other west African STD.
I totally hit her with the West African Burner last night. She's in for a nasty white blood cell count surprise a year or so from now, but who cares! I'll be out of this continent by then.
by DSoPaB April 6, 2017
Get the West African Burnermug. by Wh0ręh0u5e23 March 17, 2021
Get the West coastermug. by Marstootall November 14, 2014
Get the West Lib Water slidemug. The Legend of the West Greene Wanker
In the shadowed corridors of West Greene High, hidden in the hills of East Tennessee. one name lingers: the West Greene Wanker. A visionary of chaos and charisma, he roamed the bleachers and bathrooms where not but a few knew his name till that fabled day.
To the faculty, he was a disruption. To the students, a prophet. His titles were many, bestowed by those who witnessed his antics with awe and confusion: Bleacher Beater, Enrichment Edger, Gymnasium Gooner, and the ever-infamous Junior Jerker. No one knows what sparked the sudden urge of goonery that day, what mysterious force beheld upon him to unleash chaos right then and there.
His behavior defied explanation. The unedgeucated saw chaos, the enlightened saw performance art. The administration, lacking the Intelligence to decode his gospel of goonery, responded with drastic force. Confirmed by school officials, he was suspended for five days. The ABIC placement was pure fiction, spread by goonsciples hungry for myth, Though the official record shows just a five-day suspension, we the Goonsciples hold firm to the prophecy: he will not walk those halls again. His path now leads to the sacred solitude of homeschooling, where his goonery can ferment unbound.
It is said that if he returns, the lockers will rattle, the claps will rise, and the spirit of goonery will be reborn. Until then, his absence felt like a missing page in the yearbook.
In the shadowed corridors of West Greene High, hidden in the hills of East Tennessee. one name lingers: the West Greene Wanker. A visionary of chaos and charisma, he roamed the bleachers and bathrooms where not but a few knew his name till that fabled day.
To the faculty, he was a disruption. To the students, a prophet. His titles were many, bestowed by those who witnessed his antics with awe and confusion: Bleacher Beater, Enrichment Edger, Gymnasium Gooner, and the ever-infamous Junior Jerker. No one knows what sparked the sudden urge of goonery that day, what mysterious force beheld upon him to unleash chaos right then and there.
His behavior defied explanation. The unedgeucated saw chaos, the enlightened saw performance art. The administration, lacking the Intelligence to decode his gospel of goonery, responded with drastic force. Confirmed by school officials, he was suspended for five days. The ABIC placement was pure fiction, spread by goonsciples hungry for myth, Though the official record shows just a five-day suspension, we the Goonsciples hold firm to the prophecy: he will not walk those halls again. His path now leads to the sacred solitude of homeschooling, where his goonery can ferment unbound.
It is said that if he returns, the lockers will rattle, the claps will rise, and the spirit of goonery will be reborn. Until then, his absence felt like a missing page in the yearbook.
When we needed him most the The West Greene Wanker was gone, leaving only echoes of chaos and his despair, and goonery gone
By Goonciple IV, September 10, 2025
By Goonciple IV, September 10, 2025
by Goonsiple IV September 10, 2025
Get the The West Greene Wankermug. by zycgon September 3, 2022
Get the Kanye Westmug.