ur dad

ur dad got milk

your dad got 17 years expired milk and will come back when you are 18 so give up on life

by the dumb nerd 1+1=84 February 4, 2020

Ur mom gay

Ur mom gay is a very offensive thing to say to somebody but the CORRECT way to answer is no u

Joe: ur mom gay
John: no u

Joe: *dies*

by Ur.mom.gay. February 5, 2020

ur nan

a sentence every middle school boy used at least 100 times in their fucking lives
Jake: hey guess what happened earlier!
Josh:uR nAn
Ruby:oh stfu u abused dumb piece of shit
Mrs Smith:dEtEnTiOn FoR aLl Of yOu!!!
*ruby gets home*
Ruby’s Mum: WHAT DID YOU GET A DETENTION FOR??!!!
Ruby: I told somebody to stfu you dumb piece of shit coz they said “uR nAn” like omg!!
Ruby’s Mum: oh okay then, I don’t blame u tbh I hate it when boys or even girls ur age say that!! It’s so disrespectful!!
Ruby: ya bye I’m going to my room.
Ruby’s Mum: bye sweetie
Ruby: suck ur nan
Ruby’s Mum: live you swe- WHAT TF DID U JUST SAY
*ruby gets beat*
*ruby goes to school the next day with bruises*

Jake+Josh: Oi!
Jake: what happened to u, moody ass?
Josh: yeah why have u got bruises?!
Ruby: leave me alone u price of shit!
Mrs Smith:DETENTION FOR YOU RUBY!!
*ruby goes home from school after detention*

Ruby’s Mum: ARE YOU SERIOUS RUBY??!!
Ruby: yes mum, just hit me! get it over with!!
*ruby gets beaten again*

~by daisy :))

ur nan :D

by daisy.oof April 8, 2020

ur mom

specifically used as a sly response to people asking questions u don't know the answer to.

idiot #1: hey Joe, what's the state capital of Nebraska?
smarter idiot #2: ehem... ur mom.

by muahahahahhahaaaa ur mum April 12, 2020

ur mom

an expression used by people who think they’re being funny and it really is, unless you don’t have a mom then it’s offensive.

for example, “hey joe what are you doing today?” “your mom”

by gayboob April 14, 2020

Ur mum

Crusty toenails

I think I have ur mum

by Papi macabi April 15, 2020

UR USING mOdS!

Something Xbox Live Kids say when they take the biggest L in Fortnite/Call of Duty.

The Homie: Yeah boy! I took that W!
Xbox Live Kid: No! I shot you but it didnt hit but u shot me through like...a fucking wall! *gasps in disbelief*UR USING mOdS!

by Call Tyrooooooone February 12, 2020