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toilet cocktail

A mixture of urine (preferably the gold, filthy type, though the white kind will do as well) and fecal matter, mixed together. Its uses are many.
As payback for the shaving cream incident, Mike fed Dick a toilet cocktail on his face while he was sleeping.
by battleof_myself April 17, 2009
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bathtub toilet water dong

The act of putting your dong in the toilet and transferring it to the bathtub filled with water.
When I was at home, I had to take a shit. After I was done shitting, I gad to rinse my dong in the water of the tub. Then was born a new batch of bathtub toilet water dong
by Fart dong December 6, 2021
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Skibidi toilet

Skibidi toilet is the most sigma cartoon ever made. It is better than any show ever produced. The lore is so interesting and detailed. Skibidi toilet is the FUNNIEST cartoon ever made. It would make anyone laugh from just one episode. It is so sigma and ohio. Only sigmas watch it.
Sigma:I love skibidi toilet!
Beta:Skibidi toilet is so bad
Sigma:*Litteraly whips out the among us gun and kills him*
Beta:oh no I'm dead (skibidi toilet is the most sigma cartoon ever)
by The most rizzful sigma March 17, 2024
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Toilet paper

You shouldn’t be asking. But, in case of an emergency, just pop over to your local store so you can better relive yourself without having to EVER search online.
Where the heck is the toilet paper!?!?
by saoupmhaiies March 30, 2020
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Ikea toilet

Something you are not allowed to shit in, when it's CLEARLY a toilet
nerd: erm, sure you can't shit in the ikea toilets

Chad free thinker: why not? Literally 1984
by ayochadbeat August 2, 2023
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Toilet Paper

The thing Aussies need most during the Coronavirus COVID-19 outbreak.
by Dybala Fan March 16, 2020
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Toilet Taco

When you poop and take two fingers and smear some shit between the lips of your girlfriend's vagina.

Her pussy lips are like the taco shell, and the poop is the ground beef
Man I was so horny I gave my girlfriend a toilet taco and then ate it. Hoe, she loved it!
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