Marjorie Toilet Greene

The incompetent toilet-mouth MAGAt from Georgia who no business being in the U.S. Congress.

There goes Marjorie Toilet Greene shooting off her foul mouth again. She needs to be flushed from office like a giant turd.

by LaughingAloud January 17, 2024

toilet tart

A toilet tart is an attractive woman who likes to get intimate and do naughty things by herself or with others on a toilet

Wow look at that hot babe posing on the toilet. She's a total toilet tart.

by Sonicpressure April 21, 2023

Toilet paper

Something everyone needs to buy as much as they can of because coronavirus.

Person 1: Woah! Is that toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah and it’s mine.
Person 1: I’ll pay $1,000. Pleasssssssse I need it nowwwww.
Person 2: Pathetic. This roll of toilet paper is obviously worth more than that. Never speak to me again.

by Cow dog toy March 30, 2020

Pussy Toilet

dusty. you know who you are.

Dusty: I don't tan, I burn
Person 2: you're such a pussy toilet dusty stfu

by kghjdfnlmsn May 31, 2022

I’m gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 8, 2024

Sigmadi Toilet

A sigmadi toilet refers to the most sigma and skibidi of them all, perhaps maybe even rizzy and in ohio

Brendan I can tell you are the destined Sigmadi Toilet

by IamIamHi March 11, 2024

skibidi toilet

a type of brainrot content from the deepest pits of hell made by one fucker called dafuqboom
mostly watched by clinically retarded gen alpha mfs that always says those "brr skibidi dop dop dop" bullshit
dealing with a ST kid will definitely make you go so batshit insane that mental asylums can't cure it & will make you go on a killing spree
basically the internet version of a zombie virus

dad: hey sonnie what r you watching
his braindead kid: skibidi toilet
dad: stop watching that, its harmful
his braindead kid: whyy?????? its so fun!!!1!1!1! skibidi dop dop yes yes skidbid y
dad: i said stop
his braindead kid: nooo!!!!!! its very fun!!!!!1!!11!
dad: stop it or else you're not gonna see the light of day again
his braindead kid: noooooo!!!!!!!!!!

(the kid's body was found in a target dumpster)

by clogclique November 12, 2023