horny grandpa titties

a grand father who has the horniest titties ever, some times the titties can be semi horny but only on certain holidays including christmas, easter and hanukkah

P1: what does your family like to do for hanukkah?

P2: well my grandpa gets horny titties 24/7 during hunakkah
P1: that's some horny grandpa titties

by Papiii. July 6, 2017

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Titty Twister 9000

A titty twister 9000 is when you twist a womans fake boob off and then lick the fake boob

Jimmy: I gave this hooker a titty twister 9000
Chad: Fuck yeah jabronie

by TittyTwister9000 June 21, 2020

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Tickle my titties

Expression used when responding to someone’s unreasonable opinion.

Hello what would you like today. Um yes how much is a hamburger. About 3.80 without tax. Holy mackrole tickle my titties that’s a lot.

by Sneakinstepsis June 2, 2020

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titties showing day

On April 12, You show a man your titties and tell no one

Today is titties showing day

by I’myourdad April 11, 2019

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This is a phrase coined by Lydia Lunch in her spoken word. Basically it is television, movies, computers, phones, social platforms, & everything the internet has to offer. All these things can be distractions to us. Distractions keeping us from thinking for ourselves, getting off our asses & leaving our homes to explore the natural adventures the world has to offer us. Distractions from being creative with our minds, our music, our art. Distractions from being with each other & having meaningful conversation &/or sharing a delicious home cooked meal.

The weather is so majestic today. I need to step away from the electronic sugar titty & go for a walk.

by Hallow Weener January 18, 2023

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