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trees

trees are trees and just trees.
Person one: "got me some trees, about to burn down the chron chron, lower The Boom". Everyone else: "spark it up Son!"
by tool or die usa February 3, 2020
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Tree

You seen Tree around?
Guy: Nah boy he probs up on WoW init
by James*~*~*~*~ October 17, 2008
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Pear tree

A person who is more talented at something than most people.
“Dude that is so cool! Even I don’t know how to do that!”
I don’t know what so say man, I guess I’m just a pear tree.”
by anxi3_t3a October 20, 2021
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Tree pig

A tree pig is a anivan that is mainly seen in the west Ireland. It is known to be as ferocious as a tiger. And it is not advised to make eye contact with them.
by Tri pod 24 May 4, 2021
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Someone else's bonzai tree

Especially relevant in big companies. When you develop an intricate, sought after skill set, but never rise to the level that was possible from your early potential, that may have been/still could be achievable elsewhere.
Zach has a PhD from an ivy league college, and has built enviable experience, but has never risen above director level in the blue chip company he works for. He's become little more than someone else's bonzai tree, and should probably leave, in order to become a red wood.
by RandyRhoads84 October 23, 2023
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Cunt-tree

(place) Brothel, gathering of prostitutes, or a country known for having promiscuous women.

(Plant) Type of plant that either grows too much or too little annoying the grower, a plant that looks like a cunt (venus flytrap).

(Part of body) engorged clitoris that stands semi-errect resembling a "tree stump", (aka "Cunt-Treestump"). The hair beginning at the vaginal/perineal area and ending at the bellybutton.
After the bar we should head to the Cunt-Tree Inn to get laid.

Man the chick in that bikini has a hell of a cunt-tree, I'd like to rumble in that jungle!

I got my girl so horny that her cunt-tree looked like it turned into a tiny dick and wanted to fuck ME!?
by Blantern January 12, 2021
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