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long roaded

Used as a noun, adjective and verb. The essence of the word comes from being on the road for an extended amount of time and blaming every good, bad and exciting thing on the epic journey.
Dude… the reason the RV doesn’t work is because you forgot to put on the gas cap. You long roaded us.

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by Shino0369 January 27, 2023
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brownth plainth road.

The thnake on Thnapchat'th location.
Wanna thee a thnake? Go on Thnapchat. He's onot brownth plainth road.
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023
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Road Pirate

A road pirate is someone who buys and daily drives an ex police vehicle and purposefully makes the vehicle look as close to a active duty police vehicle as possible to scare people on the road.
I thought there was a cop behind me about to pull me over, but it was just a Road Pirate.
by MoxieSoda_ February 10, 2023
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Agora Road

This chat is dedicated to the discussion of the following: crypto alt-rightism, hero worship of the unabomber, theology, video games, and anime tiddies. We don't do vaporwave here, kiddo
"That was totally Agora Road of you, to do that!" - when someone e.g. tries to apply logic to human behaviour.
by dame_dane March 27, 2025
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Texas road rub

To texas road rub(trr) is when you grab gravel and microwave ot to 30 minute then in the 30 minutes you rub the tip of you penis and the take the hot rocks and cum on them and then rub the concoction on to your sister or brother and rape them while you family watches.
Boy"Did you hear ablut jimmy"
Girl"No"
Boy"he's in jail for texas road rubbing"
trring
by D1 gooner April 18, 2025
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Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez's Bubble Gum Back Smackering Through The Road Around Of Any Dandelion And Sunflower Dead Dead And It Is Deadass
Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez's Bubble Gum Back Smackering Through The Road Around Of Any Dandelion And Sunflower Dead Dead And It Is Deadass
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 25, 2025
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Drive Our Roads

Ha! I spent my teenage years drifting around frozen roads and driving 8 hours a day for my parents business. My grandfather built half of the frozen tundra with his bare hands.
Hym "Ha! 'Drive our roads' he says! I've been walking in the freezing cold all winter and this isn't even the first winter I've had to navigate on foot. I could drink a 12 pack of Bud Platinum and drive your roads and your moose-riding police force would end up PAYING ME FINES for riding SOBER! Look, I'm not going to take shit from people who get paid 55 dollars an hour to drink over-priced whiskey and sleep on the taxpayer dime while their coworkers talk about UFOs and I'm certainly not going to let them tell me they don't have to abide by my 5th amendment rights. What you NEED to do is get a handle on these mentally disabled sister-molesters you are giving hundreds of billions of dollars to PUT MY AI IN YOUR NUCLEAR DEFENSE SYSTEMS and take the money out of THEIR banks account and then put it in MY bank account. That's what you need to do."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2025
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