teddy jordan

Teddy jordan secretly hates his owner Erin jordan because she tries and rapes him when he tries to eat. she starts wanking him off as she says it helps him eat ok erin ! Teddy has tried to run away multiple physco but erins a physco and practically sits on him .

I can’t believe Teddy Jordan came on Erin jordan

by Banana ABBA March 11, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is the sexiest motherfucker you will ever see has a massive penis and will fuck yo bitch don't fuck with him or he will stick your dick in his ass otherwise Jordans are a fucking real ass dog

Boy "I'm going to fight you
Boy 2 "be careful he will fuck your bitch!
Jordan " I already did

by YourMumschairDawg October 31, 2020

jordan

a person whose names means chamber pot a.k.a toilet

oh no I am a jordan

by cool dude 621 April 24, 2019

jordan makovy

jordan makovy is another name for your curly pube hairs. They can be irritating at times. Don’t be a jordan makovy.

Ew, she needs to trim her jordan makovys. They looks like curly fries.

by hannibal’s babey September 16, 2022

Jordan

a little bitch who can't get any bitches, so likes putting game controllers up his ass

did you hear about what jordan admitted?

yeah, jordan admitted to shoving controllers up his ass

by gamecontrollerlover June 28, 2022

Jordan

Jordan boy usally with black or brown hair and brown eyes .has an amazing personality and is extremely funny. Always the one makinging everyone laugh in a group of people. Jordan tends to love his girlfriend more then anyone else and will do anything for her .he never cheats and is an amazing guy .

Look at Jordan making everyone laugh

by Lagoonablue16 July 18, 2021

Jordan

a fine ass nigga who gets all the girls is kind hearted and is freaky and has a lot of friends

person 1: you see how fine he is he has to be a Jordan person 2: you should see his girlfriend she cute too they like a match made in heaven omfg im in love with Jordan

by I AM A SMF November 11, 2019