willy bruises

Bruises left by a child stronger than a man and feels like being hit with a baseball bat

Met my girlfriends boy today, got my ass kicked by a 9 year old and left me some Willy bruises, little bastard!

by Dwreck November 14, 2018

Willies

case of the convulsive shivers that men experience when hit on by a creepy girl.

Ben got hit by a case of the willies when the ugly waiter at hooters walked away.

by bigbubba14 May 16, 2018

Willy-Whacker

A penis that packs quite a punch, and by punch, I mean a big dick slap to the face of your enemy (Or partner, if she/he prefers it).

To give your partner a "Willy-Whacker" is to basically get an erection that is hard enough to whack the shit out of your partner.
Just swing it to one side and knock that bitch out.

Kyle: Dude, did you just knock your girlfriend out last night?
Nathan: Yeah, I gave Gina the Willy-Whacker.

by WickWhack April 23, 2024

Willie

Child of god, A virgin, Get good grades, is funny, YOUNGBOY BETTER! I got NO bodies !

Willie Da Best.

by e4mdot_1400 January 26, 2023

willy c

william the conquerer

willy c:

“william the conquerer never gave up on his thrown
its widely known he was the master of his class yeh
he could never be overthrown”

by KloDaniels March 5, 2021

appreciating willie

The stuff that involves the male organ and your hand. In other words, yet another euphemism for masturbation.

"Open that door, man! No, wait, are you appreciating Willie again?"

"Even though there seems to be no chick on this Earth to appreciate you, Willie, know that I'm always here for you."

by Lefty Palmer January 10, 2012

Willi Jones

A absolute tank of a nigga

You know Willi Jones, he's a tank of a nigga

by Willi Jones October 30, 2019