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The current North-side Gang leader (Brisbane) is Shlookus Moockus of the Paduainian district (Kedron).

Height: 9'7
Weight: 900kg
Eye colour: Brown
Early life:
He was born on the north side of the Brisbane river in a small barn in 1947. His parents were humble candle farmers. He would help out on the farm buy picking the candle trees. He found an intrest in Starwars and cameoed in Starwars: The Phantom Mince.
Mafia Life:
Kill count: 294049 (March 1st 2023)
Gang Members: 2045
Person 1: Oh god help
Person 2: Whats wrong?
Person 1: The north side is after me
Person 2: Watch out for SHLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Person 3: NOT THE NORTH-SIDE GANG LEADER (Brisbane)
by MrGoolerKid March 1, 2023
mugGet the North-side Gang Leader (Brisbane)mug.

Broad Side of a Barn

Something you can't hit if your marksmanship is very poor.
Man dude, I just don't trust you with guns. You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if you tried.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 4, 2021
mugGet the Broad Side of a Barnmug.

side tug

A friendly reach around from the side that has been traced back to Nordic times to show respect toward your peers
Niki really liked her co-workers as friends but felt they deserved a little more than a hug to show her full apprection and gratitude for all they do for her. So she decided to gracefully lead them behind the plethora of boxes in the warehouse and side tugged the shit out of them!
by The Hangar Boys February 26, 2019
mugGet the side tugmug.

Doody Side

shit Lauren, you doody sided my picture
by Doody Side August 30, 2022
mugGet the Doody Sidemug.

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016
mugGet the Spotify and Side Hugmug.

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