anyways cookie batter

a term used to end the conversation or change the subject. it can be brutally effective

Girl: ur so funny
Dude: am i though?
Girl: not really
Girl: anyways cookie batter

by anonymous September 8, 2020

mint raisin cookie

When a woman's vajayjay is fresh and wrinkly at the same time.

A: Is it true that Ashley has a mint raisin cookie?
B: Never was there a question with which I knew so much about. In other words, totes brah

by minmin293 January 27, 2014

Num-num cookies

Definition 1: Another way to start a conversation and subtly call on someone’s shit when you are being ghosted, ignored or left on read.

Definition 2: Similar to definition 1, but this time tempting them with nudes to get back their attention

When jack jack from The Incredibles 2 disappears in a different dimension, everyone says Num-num cookies to tempt him to come back.

Girl: Hey, it’s been awhile! I had fun last time. You said you’d call when you’re free.

Guy: (left on read)

Girl: Num-num cookies BITCH / Num-num cookies (insert noooods)

by El.Em. February 4, 2019

The Land of Milk and Cookies

When you ejaculate into a girl's ass while she spontaneously shits out her crap and all the semen you shot into her.

Travis: Dude I just did The Land of Milk and Cookies with my gf!

Jerry: And how did that turn out

Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house

by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020

bocolate bip cookies

some kind of cookie

those were some good ass bocolate bip cookies bihhhh.

by zeppelin_nature November 3, 2017

Danish Butter Cookie

Eat/drink a lot of butter, flour and milk, then ejaculate in a freezer. Wait 2 hours and scrape the frozen sperm up and hide them in your pockets before sex. Then put the frozen sperm-filled cookie on your partners tongue while it melts. Meanwhile you rub her back with butter.

John: "I heard Jenna likes do kinky stuff"
Michael: "Oh yea? Like what?"
John: "She made me give her the Danish Butter cookie

by Wheelwood January 15, 2018

Mexican Wedding Cookies

The act of shitting in a sexual partner's mouth after an orgasm

describing something with a foul taste

Dude, that girl was a freak, after she came she kept asking for mexican wedding cookies

Dude this pasta tastes like mexican wedding cookies!

by Pimp-c- May 3, 2008