Sleep Apnea Baby

A term for someone who makes weird noises, can't breathe quietly, or otherwise makes a lot of strange but perceptible noises with their mouth.

"Did you hear Jack breathing earlier on call? He sounds like a sleep apnea baby."

by Zak Saturday March 8, 2024

Sleeping Hermaphroditus

It's a statue where it has a big but- bed it's a art made by unknown person and it's based on a person who has both gender basically the person call hermaphroditus is in both team. It whatever museum and everyone gets shocked when they see the other side

The sleeping hermaphroditus is in the what ever fuck museum in we-we nation.

by Statuesque March 26, 2024

gay sleep

when u sleep homosexually

Me: i need gay sleep
Egg: There is no such thing
Rick: Yes there is

by Jixou April 1, 2024

Sleeping on

To physically lay on and proceed to sleep on

Sleeping on that floor is hella comfortable

by I.am.tars July 5, 2021

Sleep paralysis

To be (n.) in deep sleep mourning to wake the nervous system before dialing body to waken from profound sleep.

Sleep paralysis is what my physical therapist recommended I use to monitor irregular heartbeat.

by Franguier January 31, 2026

Sleep Sciences

The broad, interdisciplinary field dedicated to studying the mysterious daily activity where adults try to get 8 hours and usually end up with 4, interrupted by existential dread and a cat sitting on their face. It encompasses everything from the biology of circadian rhythms to the psychology of dreams where you're back in high school, failing a math test you never studied for. Despite the name "science," a significant portion of the research is funded by grants hoping to prove that coffee is an acceptable substitute for rest.

Example: "According to the latest findings in sleep sciences, my habit of falling asleep to true crime podcasts is 'probably not conducive to restful slumber.' They also noted that my sleep score of 42 is 'technically a number.'"

by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026

Sleep Technologies

The booming industry of gadgets, apps, and expensive mattresses designed to optimize your slumber, but which primarily serve to make you anxious about how poorly you're sleeping. This includes smartwatches that guilt-trip you about your REM cycles, "white noise" machines that cost $200, and "smart" beds that adjust firmness but require a firmware update at 3 AM. The ultimate goal of sleep technology is to quantify your rest so precisely that you can finally have data to support how exhausted you feel.

Sleep Technologies Example: "My new sleep technology setup includes a ring that tracks my HRV, a mask that plays binaural beats, and a mattress that gently vibrates to nudge me into a different sleep stage. Last night, I got an alert that my 'readiness score' was low because the cat slept on my chest, which the technology cannot yet prevent."

by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026