chateau shower

when you stay in the chateau in France and do a shit in the public showers.

haynes you wouldn't believe it i caught sam last night doing a chateau shower

by butt chug chad September 17, 2020

A shower with Kevin

The act of getting kneed up the ass so hard that you can feel your hip bone shatter and your ribs cracking.

*Guy 1 walks up to Guy 2 laying on the ground moaning in pain*

Guy 1: Yo bro what happened?
Guy 2: I don't know man it happened so fast. I think some guy made me take a shower with Kevin.

by TheAlmightyChadd November 15, 2018

shower power

The ability to endure harsh weather conditions after taking a long hot shower. Esp. cold.

Mike: Damn! Where's your jacket? It's like 20 below out here!

Jim: No problems bro, I've got shower power.

Mike: Oh, I was wondering why your hair was frozen!

by CupricCow March 7, 2012

Wipe, Baby Wipe, Shower

The approved method to rid your bunghole of democrat (shit).

You must wipe, baby wipe, shower to properly clean your ass post defecation.

by Rev Sharpton October 12, 2025

Chocolate shower

It’s like the act of a golden shower, only for the rear end however.

“Did you see that?”

“Yea, they look like they dove in the mud?”
“Yep, but there’s no mud around here, they had a chocolate shower”

by Fat lizard April 15, 2023

gothic shower

Apparently a thing that just appears on Urban Dictionary.
What does it mean? Does it involve getting high? Is it something ironic? Is it just for goth poseurs? You will never know.

Deathfuckingmetal: Go take a gothic shower, bitch.
7568ino: A what?

by 7568ino November 15, 2023

Shower Slushy

When men rub one out while in the shower, they make a "Shower Slushy".

Man, leave that fool be, he in there making a Shower Slushy!

by SLorentz611 January 29, 2021