Salad Wacking

when you jerk off your mentally challenged sibling

‘Did you see what happened in that old people’s home yesterday!? One of the nurses got caught salad wacking one of the residents!’

by retarded salad January 27, 2021

meatball salad

A meatball salad occurs when you tuck your balls back and they lick your balls and your asshole at the same time.

After dinner, Charlene asked for a meatball salad. I've never had one but she claims to enjoy them regularly and its a dish to die for.

by Dr Salad January 31, 2021

Central Park Salad

Like a tossed salad but with the extra spice of Central Park wildcrafted greens

Yo she gave him a Central Park salad, now he got that extra spicy arugula in his mouth

by Uganda be kidding me February 13, 2021

Wheelchair Salad

You prop both legs (of person in wheelchair), over your shoulders and eat their ass.

I just left the nursing home after giving some old bitty a wheelchair salad.

by BigD1967 February 19, 2021

chopped salad

chopping salad is another reference to sticking your entire mouth on a males penis, respectfully

Susie: You want a chopped salad?
Andres: Yes, maybe tonight around 11pm

by sun-fluh February 22, 2021

snoozer salad

To get your salad tossed whilst sleeping.

Peter was getting a snoozer salad after a long day at work.

by Kolden101 February 26, 2021

Toasted Salad

A Toasted Salad is when you take a big hit of your joint/THC vape then slowly blow the smoke into your partners exposed asshole allowing it to soak up the THC. This will toast their salad.

Mr T loved it when Ms. M blew her marijuana smoke into his ass, giving him a Toasted Salad.

by Randy the perv February 28, 2021