Purple Tinted Window Licker

Another way to say someone is late to getting jokes or someone that has more that 420 chromosomes

Carl: The car was ripping around town
Kenny: why is it ripping apart?
Carl: 🤨 Your a purple tinted window licker

by Purple dood April 14, 2021

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Purple Pretzel

When you try to flirt but remember she's married.

"Blue balls. idk about that but i do know Purple Pretzel."

by Saltee March 3, 2025

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Purple

Purple is the best color on earth it is ok if you don’t like the color purple but still I would die for the color purple

My favorite color is purple

I hate the color purple

by Lizazhiva March 18, 2021

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Purple Palace

"Purple Palace" Is Londoner/Essex Slang for UK chain hotel Group "Premier Inn" Due to their purple branding

Mike said to Lisa:"Should we go book a Purple Palace tonight?"

by y0urm0thersl0v3r April 28, 2025

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Polish Purple-Nurple

During intercourse, when a morbidly obese Polish woman grabs onto both of your nipples and starts aggressively twisting as you begin to ferociously nut everywhere.

"I ejaculated so hard, it reminded me of a polish purple-nurple"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

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Purple Shorts

When someone takes your pants, and like guillotines them before taking a sharpee and purpling all that's left over.

Robespierre: Off with his pants!

Random ah dude: Aye, aye, sir!

Robespierre: Now sharpee him!

*Random dude then colors in with purple sharpee to give him purple shorts*

by PizzaGuy2711 December 25, 2024

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