person first

Policitally correct way of referring to someone who isn't normal. Basically it means that they're so fucked up, you need to remind everyone that they're even a person.

I'm not crippled, I'm a person with a disability.

He's not an autistic fuck, he's a person with autism.

He's not a downs, he's a person with Down's Syndrome.

Whoops, forgot that you're a person first.

by UrbanPrick April 2, 2008

mr person number 2

It means it makes you laugh at your own jokes.

Boy: What did the dog say to the camel?
Girl: What?
Boy: rough!
Boys mind: What do you think of that mr person number 2?
mr person number 2: aaah oooh eeee aaah
Boy: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Girl: Thats not funny.

by 7778 April 29, 2008

Scottish Person

White Skinned
Extremly Short girls
average height males
Girls are either stunning or look like a guy with a wig

did you see the new scottish person?
nah hes to short

by jesuschristbff March 26, 2017

bad person

going to as many volleyball games as someone who's not even on the team

You're a bad person. Actually. I've gone to as many volleyball games as you and I'm not even on the team. Literally the definition of a bad person.

by bwsninja March 7, 2018

typical white person

a caucasian male or female who spends time either watching or playing tennis, drinking coffee from starbucks or doing yoga. they either work at a normal day job or are in college getting a degree to be a teacher or nurse, in which they will never use.

"Hey, see that guy over there?"
"Oh, him? He's just a typical white person off to yoga"
"Wow"

by ponybalogna February 3, 2018

cool person

A person who tends to work in an office building. That is if your idea of work includes looking good and writing on msn to the people sitting right next to you work!. Usually employed by nerds to look good and distract people from the computer geeks on the lower floors who do all of the work. A cool persons job title is usually personal secretary (no prizes for guessing why!)

A cool person accidentaly comes across a geek and says 'O my god it is some kind of pygmy!'

by Alex Ellis-Robbins June 28, 2006

White person™

a ‘white person™’, is a white person who feels they are being oppressed solely for being white, and that they are just as oppressed, maybe even more oppressed than white people. This is not to be confused with ‘white person’, who is, in fact, just a Caucasian person.

Someone: Black lives Matter
White person™: UGH BUT ALL LIVES MATTER STOP BEING RACIST TO WHITE PEOPLE
Someone: Stop being such a white person™

by Just a casual gay October 24, 2017