A Prank that Many kids do these days.It only means ,to fuck yourself (Totally does not mean to pull your third leg up and down)
by MyBallsAreVeryItchy July 08, 2023
A type of masturbation that happens only in an environment where it is hot outside, the window is open and a warm breeze permeates the air. Extra points if there is a fan on or some form of light air conditioning to really get that fruity feeling.
by Sensualgreg July 18, 2022
The apotheosis of living for the modern middle aged family man. Netflix and chill, for husbands who have long ago abandoned both erotic frisson and euphemism.
"The wife's away, so I'm going to treat myself to a Deliveroo and wank."
"You mean..."
"Yes, a lukewarm curry followed by furious self abuse."
"You mean..."
"Yes, a lukewarm curry followed by furious self abuse."
by bighairyotter August 10, 2021
A "debrief wank" is the post-mission solo celebrational personal victory lap after an evening of sexual activity/romance. Where you give yourself a standing ovation/high five for a successful mission ‘a job well done’ in the field of pleasure – the grand finale to a night of shared exploits, “the solo encore to a duet of delight”.
So, you know that amazing night with Ellie? Well, I had to wrap it up with a debrief wank – like a way to commemorate the successful.
by Japseyelicker123 December 11, 2023
A "debrief wank" is the post-mission solo celebrational personal victory lap after an evening of sexual activity or romance, where you give yourself a standing ovation or high five for a successful mission 'a job well done' in the field of pleasure - the grand finale to a night of shared exploits, "the solo encore to a duet of delight".
So, you know that night with Ellie? Well, I had to wrap it up with a debrief wank when I got home, like a way to commemorate a successful evening.
by Japseyelicker123 April 09, 2024
Creating your self a brand new fore skin (especially if challenged to a Surprise Space Docking challenge) by wanking really, really fast and hard..... warming up the skin and extending it way beyond the tip hopefull so far it can be placed as a cover over the tip of your opponents penis.
This one time on the Hay Plain I took an angry wank whilst staring at a cupboard. Through the window a horse was looking me right in the eye. He knew.
by Lorraine Haul May 23, 2023
He is such a wank muppet!
by Christophlambpie August 15, 2023