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REAL VAXHOLE

These ASSHOLES using VAXHOLE as in definition are naive or just are not with it when it comes to computers as the true definition is patented and trademarked.

The real history of DIGITAL.

After you get done with the POO POO work of sitting at a KEYPUNCH machine you have to enter there to TAKE A SHIT as that DAMN UNIVAC PDP- 11 is running that DAMN building.

Who really is responsible for our bowel movements.

Where you have to burrow to find the truth.

What effect this had on IBM.

Now who did you say SPERRY RAND IS?

The truth why the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL has to EAT FECES in the SHOWER in front of everyone.

We all have been SCAMMED as get ready to get empty.
For GOD sakes JAKE you computer jock as can I please get in front of the line to use that DAMN REAL VAXHOLE and what are you saying about the PDP-11 .

Be careful not to stick your fingers in that ASSHOLE HOPPER or you may not have any as that REAL VAXHOLE does not like to get fingered WITH ANY of your DIGITS.

I have to go DEFECATE , oh and purposely you hide the REAL VAXHOLE so I have to be another HOPPER

ASSHOLE running to make it to that VAXHOLE STALL.

I am sitting at the SHITEATER IBM key punch while the true corporation responsible for our bowel movements is that REAL VAXHOLE hopper ANUS UNIVAC PDP-11 MAINFRAME .

Rumor has it that BURROUGHS is your REALITY REAL VAXHOLE.

The REAL VAXHOLE as say this cute rhyming line by line phrase , "I BOWEL MUNCH YOU BOWEL MUNCH WE ALL BOWEL MUJCH FOR(EYE AYE)I BOWEL MUNCH" (IBM IS YOUR SHITEATER)

What a REAL VAXHOLE SPERRY RAND is?

Did I ever tell you I worked for IBM? And I am not bullshitting , it is FUCKING TRUE and many times I stuck my mouth on their REAL VAXHOLE.

THE ASSHOLE IS THE REAL VAXHOLE AS AFTER ALL WE ALL FROM TIME TO TIME as this FEMINIST ZOMBIE who at COMDEX JANUARY 1998 worked for ADOBE said laughing looking at me SHITEATER, ( " I have to go evacuate my bowels " (try eVAXuLATE your REAL VAXHOLE ASSHOLE CUNT).
by SHITEATERRIMJOB April 13, 2021
mugGet the REAL VAXHOLEmug.

real pitt

is two words that describe a group of lit young people who stands on business and can’t be taken as a joke.
13hunnid block and 0ne4 We some real pitts.
by Heather Ramey November 24, 2021
mugGet the real pittmug.

real

When you say something is real but it isnt, this is a reference to scams like "Real free money no virus working 2021 no hacks no scam", when it obviously is a scam. (Started in NS)
Guy 1:Wow I just bought a solid gold bugatti car!
Guy 2: Real 2021
by Dawn/ppp September 2, 2021
mugGet the realmug.

the real jb

Me *wearing I heart JB shirt*: Aye

Belieber: OMG YOU LIKE JUSTIN
me: lol no. I like Jack Barakat. The real JB
by bandsyo November 5, 2013
mugGet the the real jbmug.

hyunjins real gf

by andrea yeaaaa September 17, 2020
mugGet the hyunjins real gfmug.

The real dork

Despite what he says, Max is the real dork here.
by ambrysia November 24, 2019
mugGet the The real dorkmug.

Painfully Real

A word to describe someone who expresses their feelings about a situation when they are upset.
You are one of the funniest and painfully real people I have ever met.
by she_is_too_real May 26, 2023
mugGet the Painfully Realmug.

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