Man Confetti

Cum, ejaculate
“🎊”

“Man confetti is ready to make the bed wetty”

by MAN CONFETTI October 27, 2020

muffless man

Man who gets no muff

Derek gets no muff thusly he is the muffless man.

Do you know the mufflessman? The muffless man, the muffless man? Oh do you know the muffless man? He never gets the vag.

by olleitiv December 20, 2013

mafia man

woodz.

Person A: Have you seen the Feel Like MV?
Person B: Yes! He’s a real mafia man

by woodzluvr March 16, 2021

Man-Twat

A gentleman's bum hole

God damn it Woody stop fingering my man-twat.

by B - Wang March 25, 2019

Harness-Man

A man that has a sex harness and sits in it while having his asshole eaten. There is 2 straps that keep the ass cheeks spread for better pleasure.

I was getting a rim job the other night and it wasn’t very pleasurable. Next time I’ll need to sit in my harness.

Man, you sure are a harness-man

by Spiderlocnow August 13, 2019

man lumber

The kind of wood a man carries between his legs. It could be oak, pine, mahogany or Bonsai depending on race or family inheritance.

I asked this hottie if she would like to get a pizza and fuck. When she said no I said "what you don't like pizza"? At that point she kicked me in the man lumber.

by Wageslut December 16, 2015

Metaphor Man

Metaphor man is the worst rapist in the world. Raping over i cant even count my best estimate is one trillion. You never want to walk upon the metaphor man in the hood. He got shootas, aks and more. He has a bunch of dungeons.

Yo homie you seen on the news metaphor man
hell yeah my doors staying locked

by Metaphorman April 22, 2020