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New Sarcasm

Noun: sarcasm spoken without sounding sarcastic.

SYN: Lieing
Me: "I'll pick you up at eight."
(8 o'clock rolls around and I'm not there. You call me the next morning)
You: "I though you were gonna pick me up at eight last night."
Me: "Dude, new sarcasm."
You: "I hate you."
by Carlos Man of Love August 1, 2010
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New Regime

An organisation operating in West Cumbria, England. It's objective is total control, but it will settle for some cakes. It is also subject for countless imitations.
A group of lads born in Cumbria and now spread over several universitys around Great Britain. They Represent the New Regime
by Jack Harvey December 12, 2005
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new yorkie

When your girl gives you a quickie on the subway.
That bitch gave me a New Yorkie on the ride home last week.
by Goddy March 15, 2015
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eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
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Fake News

I term you hopelessly deploy when a liberal (or even an anti-Trump Republican) has you cornered. It's the Hail Mary of debates. Must be said with crazy hand gestures.
I don't believe you that Trump did anything wrong! That's Fake News!
by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019
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New word

Fauquier: So click on the editor and youl find New Word!
by Buffa Deez Nutz March 24, 2019
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New Word

When you're bored, so you just copy from the Urban Dictionary definition submitter
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by Supertrain12 December 14, 2019
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