bryce long

"Bryce Long is a remarkably cool individual with exceptional guitar skills and a mastery of the game BitLife, making him a standout personality in both musical and virtual pursuits."

bryce long is cool ass dude

by MORVAX September 28, 2023

Long

The name Long is a boy's name of Chinese, Vietnamese origin meaning "dragon". Cool dude.

To call someone Long

by baruska_muska November 21, 2021

long schlong

a word used by people with very small genitalia in order to describe their own.

¨I have a long schlong my dude.¨
¨no you dont its actually very small you dumb fucking idiot.¨

by anonymous crab May 13, 2021

Long dick

Coach eli girlfriend got long sick in Dominican republic

Long penis

Coach Elias Melas girlfriend Dana got long dick in the Dominican republic and then she left him.

by Danagotlongpeened April 2, 2021

how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025

long tall fur

An attractive tall woman.

I basked in the shade of that long tall fur.

by ipsler2016 September 19, 2019

@long-far-king-last

An SMS-way of saying "At long fucking last!"

Metallica @ Twitter: We have just released our new album, guys!
A fan: @long-far-king-last! Not long before the second comin', for Christ's sake!

by Murdoc Kylburne December 13, 2016