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Jordan jatzke

Fat fucktard who is in need of a hike and bitches badly. Is commonly known to be unloved by his peers due to his strong oder and lack of brain cells.
Jordan jatzke is a lazy fat cunt
Jordan jatzke by Jamar1# March 7, 2023

Jordan Keef 

If you get called a jordan keef iit means you are the number one plasterer in the world!
Jordan keef will plaster your door shut

Jordan pele 

he is a smart and handsome boy who likes science and etc he is really funny and good at drawi g
He is funny like jordan pele
Jordan pele by black pele March 27, 2023
Jordan Ly is the hottest Vietnamese man ever. He is beautiful and has long hair and is a masculine gentleman. He gets all the hoes and fucks mad bitches. His mom tells him what to do and he says fuck no you do it. He pulls over cops because he’s a real mf. His legs are always tweaking and he makes out with his siblings.
Bro you acting like a Jordan Ly rn
Jordan ly by Mexicankid909 March 30, 2023
Jordan is a person who knows how to show love and affection, who can make you happy even when you are at your lowest, who makes you look forward to the day ahead, who gives you a reason to want to say “I love you”.
#1: “I love you Jordan.”
#2: “I love you too.”
A girl who prefers to be in the air conditioning while in sweatpants and a thick hoodie never taking it off unless she is completely alone or in her Batcave. Is a total weeb and only comes out when there is some food. Makes vine jokes
Hey, Jordan come out of your Batcave I have a snake for you. * Sudden footsteps*
Jordan: I smell pennies.
Jordan by DarkBlossomFox April 17, 2023