jake north

Is a big obelisk

You got a Robe styled jake north down there or are you just happy to see me?

by Biskness April 25, 2023

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Jake Paul

dick

AnEsonGib will beat Jake Paul

by FatAssedPeanutHead January 27, 2020

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The most beautiful and gorgeous guy there is. He’s so kind and sweet and loyal, you can talk to him about anything. He’s so funny too, a little immature but can always crack you up and make you smile even on your worst days. If you get even luckier, you’ll get the chance to date a Jake.

Guy: “hey you know jake the really funny one?”

Girl: “You mean the really sexy one?”

Guy+Girl: “That’s him.”

by inlovewhim4ever November 12, 2022

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Jake

A cute, freckled smartass who isn't afraid to say mean, but truthful, things. He doesn't like to hide his dirty minded-ness, and is usually gay for the homies (I.E. Homiesexual). Can be tall, but also can be short. He can be a gentleman when he wants to. He can be the guy of your dreams, or he can be your worst enemy. He can be really funny at times, but knows when it is not the time to crack a joke.

Person 1: "Woah. That dude was so funny!"

Person 2: "Yeah, his name is Jake."

Person 1: "Well that also explains why he is so Tall/Short!"

by MooshroomLuma May 26, 2023

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Jake Kinghorn

He lowkey kinda dumb, but some how passes every college class without trying. He also gets a ton of play from both genders and can dunk from the 3 point line.

Person 1: You hear about Jake Kinghorn?
Person 2: Yeah I have! Haha, Idiot.
Person 1: Retard.

by DoDoDude101 October 27, 2025

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