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Jakes

Police. People use this word to look less suspicious.
Jakes kicked down my front door and took everything
by Karinpidh October 16, 2020
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Jake

massive cock, tightest asshole known to man, and attracts all men and women. also very good in bed
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Jake

Someone from a city in Canada that has a disease called micro-penis syndrome which is when the penis is so small it can’t be seen without a microscope
“Dam Jakes got a tiny cock
by Black male August 4, 2019
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jake wills

A man with an excellent toe game, who loves to have sex with his friend's mother's.
"Wow that guy is a real Jake Wills, I should keep my mother away from him! And my toes!"
by Tezzerakt November 12, 2020
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Jake Harvey

He loves Alexis Britton soo much and he is sexy shmexy mmm.
Jake Harvey: I’m so in love with my beautiful girlfriend 😍
by weeniemanloverboy March 9, 2021
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Jake

Jake Is Faster Than Usain Bolt He Is Pure Black He Has A GIGANTIC DICK and is very single he also needs subscribers so sub to VerbalAssassinVEVO And add him on sc SkrrtBoiJake verbalassass1n
by VerbalAssassinVEVO November 15, 2017
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Jake DK

Textbook, scholar-level definition of an incell
Damn, bro is never getting laid, definitely a Jake DK
by jahdsfksajdhf January 12, 2025
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