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jack wills

A clothing brand worn almost solely by private school kids in Britain. Very expensive, Britain's answer to Abercrombie & Fitch Co. Only difference is that you have to be rich to afford JW. Generally worn by the pretty, popular types, or the wannabe private school kids.
She must go to a private school, she's wearing a Jack Wills hoody.
by [G i n a]* May 17, 2007
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jacking race

Jacking off at a usual pace and then realizing that someone has pulled in the driveway or walked in the house and you now must race to finish the job before inevitable interruption, embarassment, and humility.
Johnny is jacking off and realizes Mommy is pulling in the driveway coming home from work. He must finish and we now have a jacking race.
by Bubba Wayne August 29, 2006
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jack bauer

The man that can kill 40 people in 1 minute(30 if he's been shot)
Okay we got 5 people in that room and 30 people in the next, so Jack Bauer you're going in.
by houjhkhj kfgkjfgj January 5, 2007
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Jack Box

Noun

A game played with a maximum of four friends who are male. Each participating member cuts a hole in the side of the same, covered box. Each member then proceeds to lower their pants and underwear and masturbate (hence the "Jack").

Each member should attempt to orgasm at once. Should any particpant orgasm early or late they are eliminated. At the point of orgasm, all particpants must put their penises in their hole in the box and shake the box around.

Once all members have finished, the lid will be removed and each player will attempt to guess whose semen it is that is now on their penis.

One would believe that the semen would be that of the man immediately across from you, however this is not often the case.

The player whose semen covers the most penises wins.
We played Jack Box last night at that sausage fest party. I won, but I was tired for hours after.
by KinkySasquatch January 14, 2018
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jack wipe

derogatory term of assignment - refers to the leftover sock or other item used for masturbation cleanup.
by nationalradio February 25, 2007
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Jack Out

Drinking three or more shots of Jack Daniels in the course of a minute, with the intent of getting black out drunk
Walking up to the bar, ordering a Jack Out (three shots on Jack Daniels at once). After the shots arrive, lining up the shots and having a single person take one right after another.

Note: Chaser in between shots is optional
by P 2008 June 3, 2008
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rack and jack

A name for a hotel/hotel room. Commonly used by traveling salesmen or businessmen. Refers to jumping into the hotel bed alone and proceeding to spank off.
I'll call you later, I'm gonna go ahead and check-in the rack and jack.
by pink ibis May 31, 2009
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