Golden Valley

Noun. When you surprise pee on someone while they're settling in for an evening bath. Bonus points if you aim for rubber duckies

My metro room mate was taking a bath, sipping on white wine, so I whipped out my one-eyed willy and turned that tub into a Golden Valley.

by BedBath&Beyonce August 15, 2016

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Golden Ramsay

A Golden Ramsay is the combination of getting a golden shower while being screamed at and insulted like Gordon Ramsay does.

Todd gave Kristin a Golden Ramsay and she seemed to like it.

by Dabbii January 23, 2018

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golden tent

A tent that holds the most divine prestigious phallus known the the gods of Olympus.

Wow Gary has a golden tent! Beautiful.

by Lord of Dicktionary January 25, 2018

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golden snowflake

A Trump supporter who gets overly sensitive and melts down when facts are presented which contradict what their leader has told them, and are unable to use logic to disprove the facts.

Fact : Repealing the ACA will deprive 20+ million of their health insurance.

Golden snowflake: Liberal tears LOL. Make America great again! Fake news, bad media!

Fact: Less people voted for Trump. The majority of the country found him unappealing and unqualified.

Golden snowflake: Doesn't matter! The electoral college* wanted him! #MAGA

*Note - elites.

by Dr.Kruschnekov January 14, 2017

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golden asshole

Possessing the ability to not shit your brains after eating Chipotle, Taco Bell, (insert chain Mexican restaurant here), etc.

Toscano, you must have a golden asshole if you don't shit after eating Chipotle

by 21216921 January 24, 2017

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golden

6th in the eastern conference

zibanejad just needs to not get hurt, And laffy Taffy just needs to make up for our glaring defensive issues by averaging four goals a game and we’ll be golden

by dubiousPickleman December 18, 2020

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