Flatapus

A Flatapus is a play on the word Platypus. A Flatapus is the opposite of a FUPA.

Girl #1 - OMG Your pants are so tight you can see your FUPA!

Girl #2 - Shut up! You're just jealous because you have a Flatapus!

by Princesspitstop July 17, 2024

flat universer

a physicist who thinks the universe has zero curvature based on measurements of the observable portion of it, and who does not understand the concept of local flatness of a topological manifold

Yo, that physicist thinks he has ruled out spherical and hyperbolic models for space. There goes another flat universer.

by Dr Q July 26, 2024

Flat up

When a bubbly liquid, like soda, goes flat

"I hate buying 2L bottles of coke, they always flat up quickly"

by philcagitz July 29, 2024

Flat Earther

Someone named Claudius

A child-like thinker named Claudius has below average IQ, and is a Flat Earther.

by RoundEarther February 12, 2024

Flat earth society

Idiots United, a ungodly amount of idiots in an idiot colony

Nutcase: I’m apart of the flat earth society!
Jeremy: oh you mean idiots United

by Snowy the Cat February 19, 2024

Flatbackerackah

The flatbackerackah is a word used to describe the boney lump a minority of humans have at the back of the head. Researchers believe this is a trait derived from neanderthals.

Scott: Pedro, whats that weird lump on your head?
Pedro: thats just my flatbackerackah

by Fairytale263 February 21, 2024

Flatbackerackah

The flatbackerackah is a word used to describe the boney lump a minority of humans have at the back of the head. Researchers believe this is a trait derived from neanderthals.

Scott: Pedro, whats that weird lump on your head?
Pedro: thats just my flatbackerackah

by Fairytale263 February 21, 2024