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Flipping the flapjacks on the Oyster

When a lesbian grandma slaps her boobs on the vagina of another female then flips it over
"Margaret was flipping the flapjacks on the oyster good last night"

"I am going to be flipping the flapjacks on the oyster with Elinor tonight"
by I just said something stupid September 30, 2017
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Flipping the bird

When someone is Flipping the bird on you it means they hate you and they want you to die.
Chad was flipping the bird at Ada, Ada was confused and thought it was a sexual gesture, Chad explained that it did not mean that, and what it meant was that he hated her and he wanted her to die, and for her to get a life.
by AngryAmerican2020 August 8, 2025
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Fail Flip-Flop

When you choose to do the wrong thing but fuck that up and accidentally do the right thing.
Jerry thought the spelling word was neigh not knee; he fail flip-flopped when he though neigh was spelled "knee".
by Xarcert September 3, 2016
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Flip

When someone who is not homosexual says they are for one day in order to try it or takes part in sexual actions with the same sex to try it. Usually someone who flips regularily is actuall homosexual but finds it difficult to admit it so they flip.
Female one: I love that song by Katy Perry "I kissed a girl"
Friend of Female expiramenting: Yeah, me too. I love it. Want to kiss just to try it.
Female one: Totes, it's just a flip so it won't mean anything.
*smooching noises ensue...and it usually does prove something...
by Stupid Gremlin May 19, 2016
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Flip them off

Morty, you got to flip them off. I told them it means Peace among Worlds. How hilarious is that.
by Angry_Peanut_52 June 13, 2021
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flip the switch

To have a sex change.
I don't define myself by any gender, but I can't very well flip the switch.
by 2071Johnny June 16, 2020
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sexual coin-flip

A "heads I win" (i.e., if da coin "lands heads", then you hafta "give me head", as in, perform fellatio on me) and "tails you lose" (i.e., if da coin "lands tails", you hafta "give me tail", as in, "your a** is mine" --- i.e., you hafta do it doggie-style wif me) type of deal, whereby da chick hasta intimately interact wif you in any case, no matter what da outcome of da coin-flip.
Da sexual coin-flip is almost as unfairly-advantageous to you as da "if I win, you hafta have sex wif me, and if you win, I hafta have sex wif you" deal, whereby you get da chick to spread her legs for you regardless of who scores higher in da game.
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
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