goin fishing

masturbating. Could be guys or gals.

You MASTER the BAIT. Like fishing bait. Thus, goin fishing. Mastering the bait.

Rob: So, you goin fishing recently?

Mike: Nah, I'm tryin to quit. I'm gonna get laid soon.

Rob: Lucky basterd.

by humormastuh January 27, 2010

Fish stick

a fried fish usually in the form of a stick. NOTHING SEXUAL.

"What do you have for lunch today?"
'I have a Fish stick'

by 5h4nn4n January 2, 2012

Siedlecki Fish

An awkward looking, uncoordinated fish that unintentionally runs into walls and other obstacles. Also used to make fun of a person who is uncoordinated.

Guy: Dude, he runs into the wall all the time, it always makes things really awkward.
Girl: Sounds like he's a Siedlecki Fish.

by TheUrbanTurbanDictionaryist December 8, 2010

fish lake

The origins of sbemail 78.

FL? Far off lands? Foriegn leadership camp? Fish Lake? Oh, I got it, he's from Fish Lake.

by UDS October 12, 2003

fish hamper

large, raddled lady garden, that doesn't see soap and water often enough-a truly stinky, filthy, over grown snatch

'oh dear, what can that stench be? I think it's time Virginia rinsed out her fish hamper! I can smell her hairy downstairs halibut from here!'

by gomble March 21, 2010

Fish Hockey

To play Hockey with equatic animals.
To hit such fish as Haddock or Mackerel with a meter length wooden stick with a sharply curved end. Also see Knackered Makerel

"How about a game of Fish Hockey to cheer you up?"

by aloce September 10, 2006

fish-brained

Having very short term memory.

From 50s Britannia Episode 1: Rock 'n' Roll Britannia. "They (UK record executives) were very much geared towards making records the either were going to appeal to an adult audience and, therefore, might have a slightly longer shelf life, or were going to appeal to young people, who were notoriously fish-brained and they would forget something within two minutes..."

by sfemet September 30, 2013