When two people facebook together as a team
They comment on & "like" the same posts mere minutes apart. They also share pics & tag each other on notes. One will take the same quiz, add the same app, join the same group or become a fan of something immediately after the other one does. This type of facebooking duo constantly posts on each other's wall & shares inside jokes & obvious intimate understanding of their vague status updates. They may chat with each other on facebook even though they are sitting in the same room & could talk audibly instead.
These people come across as insecure, lame, cheesy & noobish in the ways of facebook. Everyone appreciates the feeling of belonging & being a valued part of their facebook crowd, but tandem facebookers take it too far & ironically alienate themselves to a degree. Tandem facebooking lowers social value even though the duo may find a huge sense of security in navigating facebook together. They may be trying too hard to look active on facebook or be too lazy to cultivate an original presence there while an ideal lies more to the middle of the spectrum.
One of the easiest ways for tandem facebookers to overcome this label & demonstrate independent thought & confidence is to sometimes wait a few hours between posting comments or clicking "like" on the walls of mutual friends.
They comment on & "like" the same posts mere minutes apart. They also share pics & tag each other on notes. One will take the same quiz, add the same app, join the same group or become a fan of something immediately after the other one does. This type of facebooking duo constantly posts on each other's wall & shares inside jokes & obvious intimate understanding of their vague status updates. They may chat with each other on facebook even though they are sitting in the same room & could talk audibly instead.
These people come across as insecure, lame, cheesy & noobish in the ways of facebook. Everyone appreciates the feeling of belonging & being a valued part of their facebook crowd, but tandem facebookers take it too far & ironically alienate themselves to a degree. Tandem facebooking lowers social value even though the duo may find a huge sense of security in navigating facebook together. They may be trying too hard to look active on facebook or be too lazy to cultivate an original presence there while an ideal lies more to the middle of the spectrum.
One of the easiest ways for tandem facebookers to overcome this label & demonstrate independent thought & confidence is to sometimes wait a few hours between posting comments or clicking "like" on the walls of mutual friends.
Person A: "Oh, that group you just joined sounds funny! I'm gonna join it too!"
Person B: "No, wait! Wait at least a couple of hours so people won't see that we're tandem facebooking!"
Person B: "No, wait! Wait at least a couple of hours so people won't see that we're tandem facebooking!"
by Hip Mama February 7, 2010
Get the tandem facebookingmug. Minimalist facebook activities. Like having a silhouette of a willy for your profile picture, one word status in gibberish, or under ten friends. A serious movement which is gaining momentum in the UK.
Anonymous: "woah! silhouette of a willy for a profile picture!"
Anonmymous: "Aaaaah. Facebook minimalism IN ACTION YEAH BABY."
Anonmymous: "Aaaaah. Facebook minimalism IN ACTION YEAH BABY."
by TARASOGA August 16, 2011
Get the Facebook Minimalismmug. "I posted on my facebook status that I was so exhausted that I needed a couple lines of blow to keep functioning. My sister read it and called my mom and told her I may have a drug problem. She's such a Facebook Literalist."
by DinNYC May 9, 2010
Get the Facebook Literalistmug. When your sole activity on Facebook is to comment or respond only to major events, rather than consistent / daily updating. In other words, you come out much like a clown, magician, or mathemagician and only appear (to post / accept invitations) at parties, birthdays, and Bar Mitzvah's.
Guy 1 - "Hey man, did you see the video I posted yesterday?"
Guy 2 - "Nah man, sorry, I'm strictly a Facebook Entertainer"
Guy 2 - "Nah man, sorry, I'm strictly a Facebook Entertainer"
by DaKensta August 17, 2010
Get the Facebook Entertainermug. Somebody who posts numerous statuses/pictures just to feel satisfaction from the number of likes they receive.
Deb: Did you see Ashley's posts last night about her getting engaged, being pregnant and eating delicious pizza?
Leif: Yes, she's a Facebook Whore.
Leif: Yes, she's a Facebook Whore.
by xxLGEND24xx April 9, 2013
Get the Facebook Whoremug. When a (most of the time attractive) girl or guy uploads a (profile) picture on Facebook that gets a massive amount of likes or attention; stirring up the social networking community.
Yo bro did you see Alexandra's new profile picture? She's looking so good. 100+ likes? 36 comments? A Facebook bomb was dropped today.
by TxTau1856 May 21, 2013
Get the Facebook bombmug. When you post a false status on facebook knowing your page if being watched by you significant other and have your friends comment on it to help the cause
I was out tricking off last night but with a little facebook misdirection my girl thought i was at work all night
by Zale1738 February 18, 2010
Get the facebook misdirectionmug.