facebook beatoff

1 - A cruel game between your Facebook friends where one person sends you a link to a random Facebook friend and you must masturbate to their pictures regardless of sex , race , or relationship to you .

2 - The act of snooping through your hot friends pictures and using them for masturbation material.

John- dude you really are gonna make it me beatoff to my uncle's pictures ?
Mike- you know the rules to Facebook beatoff now do it !!
John- fine ..stupid game

by downsyndromedave July 20, 2011

Facebook Stalker

A mentally ill pathetic idiot who is obsessed with someone else and posts stupid crap on their wall every single fucking day, without giving them air to breathe. Not to mention a like on every picture the stalked posts.

facebook stalker, stalker

by Raven Whore June 24, 2014

Facebook Entertainer

When your sole activity on Facebook is to comment or respond only to major events, rather than consistent / daily updating. In other words, you come out much like a clown, magician, or mathemagician and only appear (to post / accept invitations) at parties, birthdays, and Bar Mitzvah's.

Guy 1 - "Hey man, did you see the video I posted yesterday?"

Guy 2 - "Nah man, sorry, I'm strictly a Facebook Entertainer"

by DaKensta August 17, 2010

Facebook Whore

Somebody who posts numerous statuses/pictures just to feel satisfaction from the number of likes they receive.

Deb: Did you see Ashley's posts last night about her getting engaged, being pregnant and eating delicious pizza?

Leif: Yes, she's a Facebook Whore.

by xxLGEND24xx April 9, 2013

Facebook bomb

When a (most of the time attractive) girl or guy uploads a (profile) picture on Facebook that gets a massive amount of likes or attention; stirring up the social networking community.

Yo bro did you see Alexandra's new profile picture? She's looking so good. 100+ likes? 36 comments? A Facebook bomb was dropped today.

by TxTau1856 May 21, 2013

The Facebook Grenade

Verb - To convince friends to come over to your computer while looking up old classmates on Facebook. Then you leave a grenade. After leaving a "grenade" also known as deadly fart, your friends start throwing up everywhere

I was on Facebook after drinking and smoking looking up Angelo Portale while shitting my pants, I left The Facebook Grenade behind, I called my friends over and when they dashed over, (comma) they inhaled through their nose my noxious gas I left lingering in the air.

by John Amsterdam December 27, 2009

facebook misdirection

When you post a false status on facebook knowing your page if being watched by you significant other and have your friends comment on it to help the cause

I was out tricking off last night but with a little facebook misdirection my girl thought i was at work all night

by Zale1738 February 18, 2010