Deceptatext

A text message or other social media posting that gives false hope to others.

Man I had a lot of hope that there were going to be survivors of the Korean Ferry Sinking or the Malaysian Airline Crash because of all the news reports about Deceptatext.

by jnorton80 April 18, 2014

Deceptacon

The deceptacon is when you Coerce a female into sucking your ballsack then slowly moving down to the guche region. Then you thrust ones self forward until tongue enters the arsehole.

The man turned a standard headjob into a deceptacon quicker then she could suck it.

by PTY LTD Putrid February 28, 2015

Deep fried teabag

Like regular 'teabag' but with a ginger bawsack doing the dipping

Aye, I gied her the deep fried teabag last night

by Count Jockula July 24, 2015

deceptivecon

A male whom trick women in many ways.

Starscreen is no deceptivecon, Denise !

by Çząr July 28, 2015

Decepticon

A term used to describe someone who looks more/less attractive on an online profile than in person. A deception.

Guy 1: I kinda like her ya know
Guy 2: Don't be fooled dear friend. She a Decepticon.
Guy 1: Ah man. Thanks for having my back bro

*High Fives All Round*

by Dudgey Boo-boo August 10, 2015

deep butter

Any part of the internet you are afraid to go to.

I really want to know what makes this John Wayne Gacy character so infamous, but I'm afraid of the deep butter.

by vitsaccoco April 17, 2016

deepdink

A man with a freakishly large penis that needs to be fed crickets in order to survive.

I know this Dj who has such a Deepdink that he even called himself Dj Deepdink

by Daddydeepdink October 14, 2016