David scream

Someone screams loudly out of no where. It's mostly a high pitched scream.

"Ahhhh"

"Shit why did you just David scream?"
"Idk for fun I guess."

by Psianer July 27, 2019

David Bawi

A man with a flat ass and a stanky ass dick that smells like rotten mozzarella and molded chicken livers. His favorite pastime is eating belly button fuzz and ingesting methamphetamines with a hint of heroin.

I though David Bawi was a singer? No thats David Bowie you dumb cunt licker.

by Legene July 29, 2019

Innovative David

The most hilarious and playful person in the group. Yet, comes up with brilliant ideas and decisions no one questions. They are usually cute, quiet and influential. Excellent public speakers, actors and marketers. An Innovative David would never boast about his achievements but his achievements speak for him.

"You have to start thinking Innovative David". "It is a good thing to be Innovative} but always better to be Innovative David".

by Toyosi Babarimisa November 6, 2019

David

A person who has cheese in their ass.

Omg he is a David!

by WeeklyTea November 8, 2019

David c

This David is the only one he is a rare sight walking into shool eith his balenciaga s and his nandos ready meal

If you look carefully through a nnandos window David will be eating his spicy chicken wings

David c nandos machine

by Jason Fay 1992 November 23, 2019

Do a David

Posing yourself like a sculpture in museum

John do a David, I will post in on my insta.

by ievapo November 27, 2019

David Chung

Dave Chung, or more commonly known as "Big Chungus" or "Dave Chungus" is a DANGEROUS species. They often originate from South Korea, although North Korea is also a well-known origination location. They were originally discovered by Charles Darwin in 1789, and although not able to speak English at first, their first ever recorded words (in 1964) are said to be "bit too", and "yeah REALLY good" decoded by the Korean lingust Il-Sung-Po. They are a loving yet aggressive organism and sometimes can even break windows (if they too passionately support a football team). Most Davids support Man United and have a passionate hatred for all other teams. They also get drunk very easily after consuming one-eighth of a mexican 1968 ice-cold corona.

"Steer clear of David Chung, Rashford just scored a penalty!!!!"
"David Chung, you're not actually injured! Oh BIT TOO, I've done my knee"
"Hey have you seen David this weekend? I think he's in bed mate"
"Have you done something with your hair Dave?"

by gloryglory1878 March 7, 2019