The Land of Milk and Cookies

When you ejaculate into a girl's ass while she spontaneously shits out her crap and all the semen you shot into her.

Travis: Dude I just did The Land of Milk and Cookies with my gf!

Jerry: And how did that turn out

Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house

by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020

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anyways cookie batter

a term used to end the conversation or change the subject. it can be brutally effective

Girl: ur so funny
Dude: am i though?
Girl: not really
Girl: anyways cookie batter

by anonymous September 8, 2020

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bocolate bip cookies

some kind of cookie

those were some good ass bocolate bip cookies bihhhh.

by zeppelin_nature November 3, 2017

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Eat/drink a lot of butter, flour and milk, then ejaculate in a freezer. Wait 2 hours and scrape the frozen sperm up and hide them in your pockets before sex. Then put the frozen sperm-filled cookie on your partners tongue while it melts. Meanwhile you rub her back with butter.

John: "I heard Jenna likes do kinky stuff"
Michael: "Oh yea? Like what?"
John: "She made me give her the Danish Butter cookie

by Wheelwood January 15, 2018

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mint raisin cookie

When a woman's vajayjay is fresh and wrinkly at the same time.

A: Is it true that Ashley has a mint raisin cookie?
B: Never was there a question with which I knew so much about. In other words, totes brah

by minmin293 January 27, 2014

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Num-num cookies

Definition 1: Another way to start a conversation and subtly call on someone’s shit when you are being ghosted, ignored or left on read.

Definition 2: Similar to definition 1, but this time tempting them with nudes to get back their attention

When jack jack from The Incredibles 2 disappears in a different dimension, everyone says Num-num cookies to tempt him to come back.

Girl: Hey, it’s been awhile! I had fun last time. You said you’d call when you’re free.

Guy: (left on read)

Girl: Num-num cookies BITCH / Num-num cookies (insert noooods)

by El.Em. February 4, 2019

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