Where are you going Christian.
by Fireluciaro December 11, 2016

by Totalfaggot69420 July 13, 2016

Jose-Christian is the best name
by Black ops 2 March 28, 2017

Christian is the type of guy who gets in trouble lots of the time, but is so hilarious! He makes everyone laugh and loves to get the attention. He tries to get girls' attentions, but he never gets the girl. However, Christian may not be as handsome as the other guys, he sure can make girls and people laugh!
by bakedhyun September 4, 2017

A professional NPL 2 player who has scored 264 goals in the NPL and has gotten MOTM 37 times in his squad.
by BISS999 November 1, 2022

A female who is extremely attractive, but also very religious. Wears a purity ring , but claims she's sexually frustrated . Lures men into a relationship only to convert them into fellow Bible Thumpers . Will always talk to you about religion in hopes of making you more religious/convert to Christianity. She will do things like make out and maybe an OTPHJ .
Stan: "Bro did you see that new chick Janet, she's fucking hot as shit, I'm gonna try to get at that !"
Lee: "Nah dude, bad idea"
Stan: "Why? She's a total 10"
Lee: " Dude, that chick is a Christian Siren"
Stan: "Oh, Fuck That"
Lee: "Nah dude, bad idea"
Stan: "Why? She's a total 10"
Lee: " Dude, that chick is a Christian Siren"
Stan: "Oh, Fuck That"
by Dr.Vadgers September 20, 2015

by Hockey_Funny_True June 1, 2020
