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Christian

Christian is a very cute name. All the guys named Christian are very cute and also write beautiful.
Where are you going Christian.
by Fireluciaro December 11, 2016
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Christian binder

Some guy who's really cool but has a total fucking hubcap
Yo, that guy Christian binder, he's got a total fucking hubcap
by Totalfaggot69420 July 13, 2016
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jose-christian

Jose-Chris is the best name for a half white and a half Honduran male
Jose-Christian is the best name
by Black ops 2 March 28, 2017
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Christian

Christian is the type of guy who gets in trouble lots of the time, but is so hilarious! He makes everyone laugh and loves to get the attention. He tries to get girls' attentions, but he never gets the girl. However, Christian may not be as handsome as the other guys, he sure can make girls and people laugh!
Damn, I think Christian is so funny..

Ikr!
by bakedhyun September 4, 2017
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Christian Claps

A professional NPL 2 player who has scored 264 goals in the NPL and has gotten MOTM 37 times in his squad.
OMG!!
IS THAT CHRISTIAN CLAPS!!
by BISS999 November 1, 2022
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Christian Siren

A female who is extremely attractive, but also very religious. Wears a purity ring , but claims she's sexually frustrated . Lures men into a relationship only to convert them into fellow Bible Thumpers . Will always talk to you about religion in hopes of making you more religious/convert to Christianity. She will do things like make out and maybe an OTPHJ .
Stan: "Bro did you see that new chick Janet, she's fucking hot as shit, I'm gonna try to get at that !"

Lee: "Nah dude, bad idea"

Stan: "Why? She's a total 10"
Lee: " Dude, that chick is a Christian Siren"
Stan: "Oh, Fuck That"
by Dr.Vadgers September 20, 2015
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Christian

A funny guy that bets people he will make roller coasters! He has a really weird ringtone
1. I called Christian

2. *No answer*
3. Hi if your trying to call Christian u have the wrong number
by Hockey_Funny_True June 1, 2020
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